1. Having 4 ounces of newly swallowed formula come right at me – all over my shirt, pants and face.
2. Getting peed on – now it is almost funny when it happens.
3. Explosive poop bombs while changing Jude. You have to get fast at these changes!! Takes practice!
4. Burps in my ear – I find it kinda cute now!
5. Dinner converstations with my husband that include poop, pee and farts.
Oh the world we live in.
Parenthood – I LOVE IT!